I'm...in it for the pictures.

Hopefully if it makes me laugh, it'll make you laugh also. Enjoy.

meladoodle:

gundaminfo:

this twitter is really fucked up at first you think its just about a dad and his coffe and then u find shit like

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Oh my God I’ve been following coffee dad with no fucking idea

(Source: envyadams, via lyxdelsic)

Anonymous asked: Being fit is being skinny you idiot, being athletic and flexible is a whole different thing, you don't have to skinny to be athletic but you do have to be skinny to be fit

size10plz:

girlgrowingsmall:

"Fitness." Merriam-Webster.com. Merriam-Webster, n.d. Web. 28 Dec. 2013. <http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fitness>.

I don’t know what prompted you to send me the dumbest message I’ve received in at least 6 months, but nowhere in the Merriam-Webster dictionary definition of “fitness” do I find the word “skinny.” Even synonyms for the word “fitness” focus 100% on health attributes as opposed to size attributes. So I’m sorry if you have this deep seeded complex that refuses to allow you to accept that, from all standpoints of medicine, science, and flat out fact, fitness is irrelevant to body size. That really sucks for you that your brain is struggling to let you come to terms with that. However, it is also 100% not my problem.

tl;dr: Blow it out your ass.

Shut

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up

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you

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shit

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and

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sit

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down

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before

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asshole.

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Hahahahahahahahah, got ‘em